Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
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i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
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It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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