Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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