That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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