Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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