Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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