If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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