I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
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Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
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