Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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