No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
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Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
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You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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