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Are we in a gay sports bar?
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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