ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
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