Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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