so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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