The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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