you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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