does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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