I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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