38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
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the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
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Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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