Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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