I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
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I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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