i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
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Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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