So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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