there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I have tasted many bathrooms
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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