Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Having a random hookup so left but love u
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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