why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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