I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
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If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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