If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
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You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
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