I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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