I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
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life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
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I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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