sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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