hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
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you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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