we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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