thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
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He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
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I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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