What a fucking waste of an outfit
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
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Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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