I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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