you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
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Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
My dick has a subreddit
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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