4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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