He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
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The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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