Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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