I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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