So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
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Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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