The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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