my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
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after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
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Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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