was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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