so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
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I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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