reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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