never play flip cup with pint glasses
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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