He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
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"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
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Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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