butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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