She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
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Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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