I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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