Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
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Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
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Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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