we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
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