wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm sobbing to NWA
I am never drinking with the goths again.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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